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Paradise Tee
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🔥💰 “The Paradise of the Rich Is Made Out of the Hell of the Poor.”
— Victor Hugo, now on your chest. 💰🔥
While billionaires buy rockets and tax breaks,
we’re stuck footing the bill.
Groceries are up. Rent’s obscene. Wages? Stagnant.
And they’ve got the audacity to raise our taxes?
This shirt is not a vibe — it’s a verdict.
A literary roundhouse kick to the system that keeps us exhausted while they stay exempt.
💥 Bold quote. Real talk.
🏛️ Billionaire-proof. Rage-soft. All-gender fit.
✊ Made for the ones who know the deck is rigged — and wear it anyway.
They build their paradise with our pain.
And we’re done pretending that’s normal.
Wear it loud.
Wear it where the rich can see it.
Make 'em read it while they’re cashing in.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Gather & Wear
- Email: contact@support.gatherandwear.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Paradise Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
