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We Party Tee

$22.00
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🌍🔥 "WHEN THE WORLD IS CRUMBLING, WE PARTY." TEE 💃🕺

The oceans are rising, the billionaires are flying to space, and your group chat is unhinged—so what do we do?

We party.
Harder. Louder. Like it's our last Tuesday on Earth.

🎉 This tee is for the ones who dance through disasters, laugh during meltdowns, and toast while it all burns.
✅ Apocalypse-core aesthetic
✅ Comfy AF, fits like your favorite “IDGAF” mood
✅ Pairs perfectly with chaos and questionable decisions

🛑 Limited run. Because who knows how long we’ve got.

👉 [GET YOURS NOW] – Bring your shades, we’re watching it all go down in style.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  •  Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.